Attention all employees,

Once again, as N.Lo approaches 3 months with our company, he will require extra managerial assistance for a 24 to 48-hour period. The revised schedule will run accordingly:

• Scream
• Eat
• Spit up everything
• Scream
• Eat a little more
• Pass out
• Repeat

As in the past, your patience is requested during this intensive work period.

Sincerely,

The Manager