Attention all employees,

Please add the following to your personal lists of short-term goals.

K.Lo: learn to whisper, or at least use the Quiet Voice, when N.Lo takes his break.

N.Lo: progress past the spitting-up stage for all your meals?

K.Lo: understand that when you fling supplies all over the office, you will pick them all up and put them back where they belong.

N.Lo: Morning Break is mandatory, too.

Thank you for your cooperation and efforts in reaching these company goals.
Sincerely,
The Manager