MEMO

TO: K.LO

FROM: MANAGEMENT

RE: USE OF THE EMPLOYEE REST ROOM

Please be advised that the following prospective reward has been purchased and placed in plain view, and yet way, way out of reach: 

ERRReward

A FAIRY PRINCESS CASTLE!

The item in question does—or will belong to you. Provided you begin using the potty for all functions and capacities outlined over the course of countless prior training sessions. Every step must be completed, and on a consistent basis. In turn, you shall then inherit your castle.

Until that point, it will live up high on The Manager’s shelf, still in the box, taunting—er, *encouraging* you toward your goal.

This is what we call a very large bribe, in the biz.

Good luck, kid! We can’t wait to see you claim your prize, and we’re behind you 100%.

Sincerely,

Management.

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  1. erin j says:

    i hope that she gets that before she outgrows it!!!1 ;) hehehehehe!!! seriously, good luck! i'm sure we will be right there with you soon!

  1. yes, good luck kid indeed. it's going to be better for everyone of us in the end so do us a favor will yah! and get the job done already. ; )

  1. Ruby says:

    Wow, that's a mighty fine bribe you have there, Manager! Surely it's just enough to tip her over the edge?

  1. penelope says:

    I don't know. I can see a fine veneer of dust on the box already.