Today I—er, Housekeeping—was dusting K.Lo’s room (happens maybe twice a year), and I knocked down a picture frame from the wall, once that falls if you breathe on it funny, because the hook on the back is broken. No harm done to the picture, but K.Lo noticed my dropping it and said, “Mommy break the picture?”

I said, “No, I just dropped the picture. It’s not broken.”

And then K.Lo launches into her own little song, sung to the tune of “Camptown Races”:

Mommy’s always breaking things, breaking things, breaking things,

Mommy’s always breaking things…

Initially, I suspected the CEO was behind this musical insubordination, but he claims innocence. My suspicions remain high. I’ll be conducting more in-depth interrogations as the Work Week continues.