In over two and a half years of working for this company, I have not once gotten to take a nap while under the Boss Lady’s supervision. Not even during the lengthy hiring process for N.Lo. Today, while I was out running errands for our company, my coworker took a nap with K.Lo wide awake. N.Lo was sleeping. K.Lo entertained herself in her cubicle. My coworker slept soundly for a good half an hour.

Apparently, I missed something in the Employee Handbook.