The World’s Most Perfectest Menu, as suggested by K.Lo.*

Breakfast:

• Chocolate
• Pasta
• Pickles
• Lollipops
• Cheese Slice

Mid-Morning Snack:

• Chocolate

Lunch:

• Macaroni & Cheese
• Chocolate
• Pickle
• Chocolate-Chip Granola Bar

Afternoon Snack:

• Black cookies, i.e. Oreos
• Piece of Chocolate
• Lollipops
• Pickles
• Cheese Slice

Dinner:

• Chocolate
• Spaghetti

Management will take these suggestions into consideration for approximately .0005 seconds before responding.

*Note: Certain requested items are not strictly prohibited at our company. We simply feel it best that items be served at an appropriate time and in appropriate quantities. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.