“Max! Come back! You’re Max, and I’m Ruby. And [looking at the Manager], you’re GRANDMA.” I knew it!

In a sing-songy voice: “After you’re done with [insert activity], you can [insert activity]. Does that sound like a deal?”

When I lent a training manual to a friend recently, she was aghast: “That’s MOMMY’S book!”

Holding up five fingers: “I’m THREE!”