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MEMO
To: All Lo.Co. Staff
From: Management
Re: Heads Up
Attention all employees,
Please be advised that when N.Lo is *done* with an activity, he will throw the closest available object, and its impact may hurt.
Throwing seems to be N.Lo’s personal point of punctuation in expressing his doneness. Whether he is fully or partially dissatisfied with the activity in question, or simply ready to move on, he will literally throw down. There is almost, dare I suggest it, an undercurrent of Attitude in this normally laid-back employee’s behavior.
Although admonished for each incidence of throwing, N.Lo may or may not yet be aware that he is in violation of the Employee Code of Conduct (ECC). So, you might want to wear shoes. Steel-toed boots? And maybe a rain jacket. Or a helmet. Face mask? Or just duck and run. Those sippy cups, if still containing liquid, are heavy. The food can be sloppy. And let’s not even get started on some of the toys that have been launched from those little hands of fury. N.Lo is an Equal Opportunity Thrower; he does not discriminate.
Good luck to you,
The Manager
Oh my goodness, my son has started doing this and it is getting out of control. I took a GOLF BALL to the EYE the other day.... oy. Unfortunately, any attempts to discourage this behavior are somehow misconstrued as approval - he gives the BIGGEST smiles and collects his loot to throw again. AHH!