K.Lo, who looks over Management’s shoulders when they look at pictures online, talks often about her own “Facebook friend,” which she’s named Jessica. She went to high school with Jessica, she says, and also likes to tell stories about what Jessica said. The employee often contributes to staff conversation, clearly picking up on Managerial speech patterns as she interjects with statements such as, “So… my friend Jessica saw [such-and-such] and was like, ‘Oh my gosh, that’s so funny!’ and she said, ‘ha ha ha!’” Love it.
i fully support such shenanigans. i hope jessica is a good friend. you should get more details. i think i only ever had imaginary puppies. i am not sure why.