Attention all employees,

Please regard this notice as a kind but firm warning re: touching the computer while The Manager is trying to work. Don't do it. Don't touch the keys, don't fiddle with the network card, don't tap dance on the touchpad.

Also note that because this is not your first warning, immediate suspension will be in effect for any employee attempting/executing the most brazen violation of the Don't Touch It rule, namely turning the computer off while the manager is working.

Suspension, thorough and swift. The Manager will not be swayed by the employee's history of good or cute behavior, no matter how exemplary. Any questions, issues, or contentions, please see me.

Sincerely,

The Manager

P.S. Don't give me that look.