Attention all employees,

I would like to thank you for your participation and cooperation in cleanup efforts this evening, responding to the Parmesan Cheese Spill that took place while making meatballs. K.Lo, you did well in clarifying, "Uh-oh, you dropped it," and N.Lo, you didn't even stir from your nap while being showered with particles of stinky cheese. Special thanks to the dogs, Bender and Bailey, who handled the floor. Remember that teamwork keeps us strong.

Sincerely,
The Manager