It is approximately 2:30, and K.Lo has not gone on break. Or rather, she began her break in the car on the way home from lunch with a blog colleague, and because our office does not have a shaded parking garage, had to come inside, so as not to bake. Attempts at returning the employee to her break proved unsuccessful. K.Lo has a terrible history of afternoon productivity when working straight through from the morning shift, so we will see how this shift goes. I admit, I am a little scared.