• Must remember that the dog is "special," not "stupid," "moronic," "idiotic," etc.
  • Employees must brush their teeth at bedtime! Fully incorporate into routine STAT.
  • Gone/still missing: green comb (already checked toilet), pair of black shoes, striped shirt, camera case, yellow screwdriver, sunglasses. Post company-wide alert.

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