This headline on a managerial magazine, which sits on the counter, catches my eye every time I glance over and just makes me laugh:
TURN ANY KID INTO A GOOD SLEEPER
Dear Magazine,
I love your cute insistence on the word "any." But you simply have not met my employee.
Sincerely,
Penelope
Please revise memo to include an invitiation to my office any day of the week to prove the writers wrong...