Attention all employees,

Please be advised that brown-nosing, while charming on the surface, is transparent and will not distract from your refusal to go on Afternoon Break. Giggling and twirling around the Conference Room in a shirt, diaper, and mittens to the "La-la" song on the managerial training video will not make up for hours lost recently on The Night Shift. That is all.

Sincerely,
The Manager