Attention all employees,

Please be advised that Management strongly prefers you to clock out for Afternoon Break at the same time. These opposite-hour shenanigans are not amusing or acceptable. Even if you were to share one measly hour of the break? That would be great. But N.Lo, clocking back in for your shift right as K.Lo clocks out is most uncool. I know you're new here, but seriously. And then demanding assistance for the entirety of K.Lo's break! The Manager has things to do! Paperwork! Assisting the Kitchen and Housekeeping staffs! The Accounting and IT departments! They all need help, too.

Not to mention, The Manager herself could really use a break.

I'm just saying.

Sincerely,
The Manager