Corporate Life, According to K.Lo

*pickle seed="jellybean"

*trash can=place where we put The Manager's driver's license, and possibly her check card

*microwave=place where we attempt to cook socks and shoes for 33 minutes and 33 seconds

*the submarine on Finding Nemo="big pickle!"

*what we say to the Work Buddy doll when she misbehaves="[You] know better, dolly."

*how we comfort the Work Buddy doll whenever airplanes fly overhead="Scared, dolly? It's okay. Just an airplane."

*what we say when our mouth is stuffed with food: "I'm going to choke."

*how to compliment The Manager while she works on a painting project="Looks nice! Door has paint! Looks nice..."

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  1. ashley says:
    Thursday, April 17, 2008

    I find that shoes really only need to be cooked about 25 minutes. That extra eight minutes or so? They're going to taste like leather.

  1. Ruby says:
    Friday, April 18, 2008

    OMG, I am dying over here! The microwave is the exact place that I would go, should I need to cook my socks and shoes! K.Lo, you rock, despite giving your Manager slight coronaries. :)

  1. Andria says:
    Monday, April 21, 2008

    ooh, the trash can, perhaps Dellaina attended the same training seminar and I should look for some of the things previously contained in my wallet there as well.

    Dellaina spits her food out if she feels she might even remotely choke. I guess it's better than choking, but it seems a bit over dramatic at times.

    Did she still give you compliments and think the door looked nice when the glass shattered? sorry, couldn't resist.

  1. penelope says:
    Monday, April 21, 2008

    Heehee... No compliments on the shattered glass, but K.Lo heartily approved of the new door.

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