Temporary Budget Allowances

MEMO


To: K.Lo
From: The CFO
Cc: The Manager, CEO
Re: Temporary Budget Allowances

Please be advised that The Lo. Co. Budgetary Committee has met, conferred, and agreed not to hold it against our two-year employee for certain excesses while training to use the Employee Rest Room. Management understands that while training to use the ERR, young employees will flush the toilet many more times than in necessary. They will keep the water running at full blast while learning to wash their hands, and splash around in it a little. Or a lot. And while the compulsive, frugal side of The Manager itches for the employee to simply, magically "get it" overnight and reach the company goal, the more pragmatic side says to Mellow Out, that Mellowing Out is imperative. So, the CFO approves: wash and flush away, K.Lo. We know you'll get it, someday. 

Congratulations on all your present and future successes!
Sincerely, 
The CFO 

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  1. Andria says:
    Wednesday, May 14, 2008

    Dellaina has gotten better with the water, but still insists on flushing - sometimes even before, because, well, we don't always flush, so she's got to clear it out first, you know? But it's hard when you are trying to teach the whole process! hang in there!

  1. Ruby says:
    Wednesday, May 14, 2008

    Flushing is rather fun, but please be advised to reiterate that flushing is only for bathroom matters, not radom items from the house. No personal experience here, just good advice! ;)

  1. Nan Patience says:
    Thursday, May 15, 2008

    Something tells me this is just the beginning of the waste, the breakage, and the costs management will need to assume to produce top-producing producers.

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