Showing posts with label Budgetary Committee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Budgetary Committee. Show all posts

DS1 1. A Fairy Princess Butterfly Pickle Pirate.

DS2 2. An aspiring swordsmen.

DS33. A flying cheerleader.

 DS44. Who really may take flight.

 DS55. An earnest quest to conquer the foe hairbrush.

 

Hours of entertainment, all for under $10. The CFO approves!

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MEMO


To: K.Lo
From: The CFO
Cc: The Manager, CEO
Re: Temporary Budget Allowances

Please be advised that The Lo. Co. Budgetary Committee has met, conferred, and agreed not to hold it against our two-year employee for certain excesses while training to use the Employee Rest Room. Management understands that while training to use the ERR, young employees will flush the toilet many more times than in necessary. They will keep the water running at full blast while learning to wash their hands, and splash around in it a little. Or a lot. And while the compulsive, frugal side of The Manager itches for the employee to simply, magically "get it" overnight and reach the company goal, the more pragmatic side says to Mellow Out, that Mellowing Out is imperative. So, the CFO approves: wash and flush away, K.Lo. We know you'll get it, someday. 

Congratulations on all your present and future successes!
Sincerely, 
The CFO 

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