To: All Lo. Co. Staff
From: Management
Re: K.Lo and the martial arts

Please be advised that our two-year employee has been training intensively at the Twoville Offices in the field of martial arts. All staff is to be on guard for K.Lo's flying, striking hands and feet, and aware that no subject is immune. Guard your desks, your office supplies, your own employee selves.

Also note that The Lo. Co. upholds a Zero Tolerance Policy in regards to Twoville Martial Arts. We pledge to fully undermine this subversive training effort by Twoville until it has been rendered useless. In the meantime, we request your patience and cooperation.

The Manager.

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  1. Andria says:

    Indeed, why don't the Twoville Offices institute more appropriate Yoga or deep breathing classes?!