Small Victory


TO: All employees

FROM: The Kitchen Staff

RE: Friday Dinner Menu

Please be advised that together with the Kitchen Staff, The Manager and CEO have devised a new plan that will benefit the entire company.

1) The Kitchen Staff will have Friday nights off.

2) The Manager and CEO will either

a) pick up the tasty yet economical bucket of fried chicken offered on special by our company's grocer, or

b) order a pizza.

The company's Nutritional Consultants will likely not approve of this new plan, but we argue that the Kitchen Staff spends the rest of the work week preparing nutritious meals for our employees. Everyone needs a break from this routine. Besides, if you saw the shining look on The Manager's face when the CEO finally, after several long, pizza-less years of partnership, agreed to regular Pizza Fridays? You would say that it was a good business plan, too.

Pizza Fridays and Fried-day Chicken, here we come!


The Kitchen Staff, now off the hook

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  1. Megan says:

    Mmmm! I think I should try an institute Pizza Fridays at my office too!

    (A few pizzaless years? WHAT?)

  1. penelope says:

    Well, maybe pizzaless is a *tiny* exaggeration... I could eat it every day.

  1. Andria says:

    I think it's a universal standard that Friday is Pizza night. But, alas, we haven't instituted it at our company either. Congrats!