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Happy CEO Day!
Today our company celebrated CEO Day, honoring our company founder and CEO, J.Lo. The Kitchen Staff kicked off festivities with coffee, orange juice, scrambled eggs, fresh fruit, and chipped beef on toast. (Hey, we don't ask questions around here, we just honor the requests.) The Manager coached K.Lo to say, "Happy CEO Day!" and she gave a winning performance, running down the hall and shouting, "Happy CEO Day, my CEO!"
After our morning meal, the CEO was presented with cards and gifts, including a radio-controlled helicopter, which we took out onto the grounds and promptly watched fall onto the pavement. Several times. We made an Executive Decision to exchange the helicopter for a smaller model, which worked well, and was a big hit with the entire company, Canine Staff included.
For dinner, the Kitchen Staff handed over the Company Kitchen to our own CEO, who fried up some zucchini and mushrooms, and boiled a pot of crab legs. The Kitchen Staff assisted in making cocktail sauce for the bowl of shrimp, which K.Lo nearly decimated. For dessert, by order of The Manager, the Kitchen Staff whipped up the company's thousandth consecutive batch of Caramel Bars, this time using Butterscotch Sundae Topping instead of caramel. The outcome was downright lethal.
All in all, a relaxing, splendid day spent honoring the finest CEO this company could ever ask for!
How absolutely lovely!
Butterscotch bars? YUM! This is going to require investigation at my office, pronto.
Happy CEO Day, J.Lo!