Laundry Fairy Petitions for Rights

MEMO

TO: The Manager
CC: K.Lo
FROM: The Laundry Fairy
RE: Job Description

Please be advised that it was not in the Laundry Fairy's job description to pick up uniforms that have been littered all over the office. Protocol states that I launder the uniforms, fold them, and distribute them back to the staff. I am not compensated for any additional duties.

While I understand that Miss K.Lo is learning to put on uniforms unassisted, perhaps you might advise her to either a) stick with one uniform while training, rather than 25, or b) return the uniforms to her employee locker after using them. She knows how, I've seen her do it.

Your timely response to this issue will be appreciated. That is all.

Sincerely,
The Laundry Fairy.