Step 1: Advise Groundskeeping to fill up the Pool for Small Employees.

Step 2: Dress employees in their swim uniforms, cover them up with suns-cream. Grab towels, drinks, managerial training manuals. Head out to the Grounds.

Step 3: Help employees into the PSE. Pull up a chair, plant your feet in the water.

Step 4: Alternately supervise employees and read training manuals. Watch the employees watch the water. How they can just sit, stand or float there, mesmerized. Kick around a little in the water yourself. Remember how fascinating water was, early on in your career. Lose yourself in some daydreams.

Step 5: Over the course of this Fiscal Quarter, repeat Steps 1 through 4 often, and never skip a step.