The time has come for N.Lo’s 9-mos. Performance Review. Today at the Company Doctor, N.Lo measured in at:

• 21.2 lbs. (70th percentile)
• 27 3/4 inches (50th percentile)

Also of note in the New Hire’s work performance:

• Could set the clock by his work schedule.
• Enthralled with his coworker’s office, loves to work there best.
• He has a few nicknames. Was deemed “Chill Pill” during the recent visit from our satellite offices. Has earned the CEO’s own early-career nickname of “Tiger,” particularly with his cub-like growl.
• He is now crawling, officially. Is working on improving his speed. (Movements choppy and cute when moving “fast.”)
• Also working on pulling up, starting to stand with feet flat. 
• Has a few yoga moves under his belt, such as Downward Dog.

• If you hold his hands to “walk,” he high-steps forward on his tip-toes.
• He has a larger and more varied diet than his coworker. And possibly Management.
• Will.not.stay.still for diaper changes.
• Remains of cheerful disposition with few grievances. Most frequent employee demand is slow service in the cafeteria.
• Appreciates an audience for his accomplishments in the workplace.