MEMO

TO: K.LO

FROM: THE MANAGER

RE: MANNER OF REQUESTS

Please be advised that it is not entirely necessary to speak to The Manager as though she is *slow.*

If, for instance, you request a cookie at 10 AM and I say “No, you may not have a cookie right now,” you need not stare me down and say, “I.want.a.cook-ie,” in the manner of a Manager speaking to a two-year employee.

Or, should I respond to your request for a Pull-Up with the question, “Do you need to use the Employee Rest Room?” it does not mean that I didn’t understand your request. Therefore, the added clarification of “Pull. Up,” coupled with a semi-incredulous look, is a bit much.

Hilarious, but a bit much.

Kindly,

The Manager

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  1. Andria says:

    Oh, these girls and their 'tudes! And we still have 10 more years before we hit the dreaded TEENAGE years?! How ever will we survive?

  1. Megan says:

    Ah, that's good stuff. I mean, maddening, but really funny!