MEMO

TO: K.LO

FROM: THE MANAGER

RE: MANNER OF REQUESTS

Please be advised that it is not entirely necessary to speak to The Manager as though she is *slow.*

If, for instance, you request a cookie at 10 AM and I say “No, you may not have a cookie right now,” you need not stare me down and say, “I.want.a.cook-ie,” in the manner of a Manager speaking to a two-year employee.

Or, should I respond to your request for a Pull-Up with the question, “Do you need to use the Employee Rest Room?” it does not mean that I didn’t understand your request. Therefore, the added clarification of “Pull. Up,” coupled with a semi-incredulous look, is a bit much.

Hilarious, but a bit much.

Kindly,

The Manager