The rumors are in fact true, and the Manager has taken a sick day—as much as the employees will allow. Headache, earache, sore throat and fever: I don’t know if it’s what’s been going around the office, but apparently I was long overdue to catch *something.* With the help of ibuprofen, our company made it to the grocery store today, and threw a couple bags of these gems into the cart.

Plastic Easter eggs. Highly recommended for companies with small employees, as they provide hours upon hours of fun. Bring out a few baskets, hide the eggs around the house or outside, fill them with small items, or let the employees determine their own projects. For just a dollar or two, your company will be stocked for several Easter seasons to come. And if you happen to be on a sick day, said plastic eggs just might allow you a little rest.

Or, you might end up tucked in with a large pile of paper napkins lodged carefully against your back, but that is another story for another day.