Attention Canine Staff,

Please be advised any and all grumbling toward The Managerial Staff or its employees when we ask you to move does not go unnoticed, and is, in fact, not appreciated.

Also, we do not control the weather outside our office, and it is not actually our fault that it's too cold and/or rainy to go out and play. But we do understand your dissatisfaction with these conditions and will do what we can to compensate. Do note that K.Lo is currently in training for work in the Canine Branch, learning to toss the ball indoors, say "drop" when you bring it back, and toss the ball again, all the while congratulating you. We feel instituting these measures will enable a more productive work day all around.

If you have any questions or concerns regarding these matters, please see me.

Sincerely,
The Manager