work habits

Attention all Canine Staff,

Please note that the following work habit raises company blood pressure and is simply not acceptable:

Shaking your ears in the morning when you want to be fed. Shaking, and shaking, and shaking. When there is absolutely nothing wrong with you! No ear gunk, no skin issues, no mites or whatever buggy stuff can inhabit a dog's coat. You're fine, the rest of the day you are fine--leading Management to believe that you are simply being OBNOXIOUS.

Especially at 5:30 in the morning. Bender.

Be advised that the continuing development of this habit will land both of you out of the bedroom and all the way at the the other end of the house, with the door closed. And none of us wish to go there. So please. Stop it. Meal is at approximately 7 AM. Plenty early! Too early! Until then, you must chill.

Long-Sufferingly Yours,
The Manager

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  1. Andria says:
    Tuesday, January 15, 2008

    whew! even 7 seems like a cruel schedule to be on. I'm not a morning person and thankfully we trained our canine employees to take their break at lunch and dinner. It means I have to run home everyday, but it works.

    I am definitely more intolerant of canine employees behavior than I used to be.

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