Attention all employees,

This notice serves as a reminder of our company policy regarding whining. The Manager recognizes that employees, especially two-year employees, will whine. Since the dawn of time, small workers have operated under the misconception that whining is an effective way to communicate. And perhaps it can be, but not in our company. Here at The Lo. Co., whining falls on deaf ears. All employee demands and/or requests for assistance will only be acknowledged when spoken in a pleasant, or at least non-abrasive, manner.

I reiterate this policy for both your sake and mine. That is all.

Sincerely,
The Manager