MEMO
To: K.Lo
Cc: The Managerial Staff
From: The Manager
Re: Use of the Employee Rest Room
As The Manager wishes to reward our employee for use of the Employee Rest Room in a somewhat more practical manner, the recently outlined Employee Incentive Program has been revised. Please note the following changes:
K.Lo will use the special potty for Two-Year Employees.
The Managerial Staff will dispense funds in the form a penny.
K.Lo will keep all pennies in a designated petty cash container, currently a ladybug wallet.
We feel that while perhaps not containing the same outlandish draw as singing Happy Birthday and blowing out a candle, this revised penny-paycheck plan is equally exciting. Thank you for your cooperation in accepting this change.
MANAGERIAL NOTES
To date, K.Lo has earned 4 pennies for her ladybug wallet. Yowza!
does she get a nickel for poop?
i like the ladybug wallet idea! she is gonna be one rich little girl!!