-Professional Charmer, with that crinkly-nosed smile and belly laugh.

-Human Garbage Disposal, with the non-discriminating way he approaches food.

-Products Tester, based on his quest to figure out, with every office supply, How It Works.


-Greeter, since she's always thrilled to see you. (She will not, however, as per Company Policy, be allowed to work for Wal-Mart.)

-Game show host, perhaps replacing Pat Sajak someday on WHEEL. OF. FORTUNE!!!

-Top Chef, with secret weapon ingredient Play-Doh, which she can make into anything.

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  1. Kurt says:

    So this job is just a stepping stone for these employees.

  1. Megan says:

    I want to see K.Lo as a game show host! And no WM, definitely no WM.