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N.Lo: -Professional Charmer, with that crinkly-nosed smile and belly laugh.
-Human Garbage Disposal, with the non-discriminating way he approaches food.
-Products Tester, based on his quest to figure out, with every office supply, How It Works.
K.Lo: -Greeter, since she's always thrilled to see you. (She will not, however, as per Company Policy, be allowed to work for Wal-Mart.)
-Game show host, perhaps replacing Pat Sajak someday on WHEEL. OF. FORTUNE!!!
-Top Chef, with secret weapon ingredient Play-Doh, which she can make into anything.
So this job is just a stepping stone for these employees.