Progress Report


TO: The CEO
FROM: The Manager
RE: K.Lo

K.Lo has been:
-per your instruction, using the "zzzzhhhh" engine noise when working with vehicle-type office supplies.

-self-training out on the Grounds to pick up after The Canine Staff

-singing full renditions of "Ring Around the Rosy" with colleagues, and possibly instigating the game.

-dancing "balleg," complete with arms over her head, slow pirouettes, and knee bends.

-addressing a colleague's manager by a slightly different derivative of "Manager." It is entirely possible that she'd like to put in for a company transfer.

-continues to assist The Manager with N.Lo's diaper changes, and while flipping over the Diaper Champ lid, she struggles with all her might and says in a strained voice, "I can DO it."

-wrapping up "presents" and distributing them to her coworkers (N.Lo, The Manager), while singing "Happy Birthday." Her gifts usually consist of office supplies wrapped in a towel.

-learning to say, under The Manager's tutelage, "Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

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  1. Megan says:

    That K.Lo! So funny.

    And Manager, 'Willis' will undoubtedly make scores of people laugh and laugh. Nice work!

  1. Andria says:

    Love it.
    I often cannot stop myself from finishing a question of "Who ya gonna call?" (when Dellaina is playing with a phone) with "GHOST-BUSTERS!" and know that so many youngsters today will be clueless on the reference! *sigh.