While You Were Out: Note to the CEO

N.Lo:

-demonstrated exemplary behavior on our company excursion yesterday, quiet, content, and charming in his stroller while we searched for new training manuals.

-has not been napping very well. Could be the Top Two Teeth Project.

-was found sitting up in his crib after a nap. As I have never seen him perform this skill while on the job, it is curious how exactly he got there.

-has discovered the Managerial Collection of Training Manuals. His first choice: Live from New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live. I feel this selection must bode well for his taste development. K.Lo, it should be noted, reprimanded her coworker for his Code of Conduct violation, saying, "That's the CEO's book!" and removing it from his hot little hands.

-might be a non-discriminating diner in the cafeteria, but do not, under any circumstances, try to slip Oatmeal for New Hires in his bottle. New Hire Rice Cereal is acceptable, but the Oatmeal will incite an intense, hour-long employee strike.






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  1. Kurt says:
    Tuesday, July 01, 2008

    The Top Two Teeth Project is probably one of the more important projects to date, wouldn't you say?

  1. penelope says:
    Tuesday, July 01, 2008

    Absolutely. It will be instrumental in N.Lo's future cafeteria projects.

  1. Ruby says:
    Tuesday, July 01, 2008

    Isn't it so funny how seeing N.Lo sitting up in the crib for the first time looks so out of place, yet it really is an ordinary thing? Before long you will walk in to him standing up in the crib (and mighty pleased with himself, I would think!).

  1. Andria says:
    Wednesday, July 02, 2008

    We've had to lower Wyatt's crib because it was rather alarming to come in and find him standing up, banging the side of the crib! AND trying to get a foothold on the bumper or mobile.

    I am excited about Wyatt beginning work on the Top Two Teeth Project at our company as well! Other than the clear distress it puts him under, obviously. And the interruption to the Night Shift is a negative as well.

    Dellaina is quick to correct Wyatt as the newbie that he is on violations of Employee Code of Conduct.

    (weird, the picture positions in this post changed for me today? I like the new Moonlighting sidebar! Another draft feature? You are always up with the times - what a progressive company)

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