As previously noted, N.Lo has an established history of grabbing and grasping with those sweet little hands. This work habit translates to the following results for our staff:
- The Manager has lost hair straight from her head, and fears it will come out in a big patch one day. N.Lo likes to grab a big fistful and pull the weight of his 25-lb body up as though the hair handful is a rope. Which clearly, it is not.
- The Manager has cried from the pull, pinch, and twist move also employed by N.Lo to pull up from the ground.
- The CEO has cussed up a storm when it’s his leg or chest hair being used for leverage.
- The Manager is literally kept on a short leash when the boy-hire grabs her pants and attaches himself, leech-like, to her legs. This action mainly occurs when The Manager very much needs her legs to perform such tasks as assisting the Kitchen Staff.
- N.Lo has absolutely foiled The Manager’s bookshelf strategy, which involved super-packing books into the lower shelves to deter new-hires from pulling them all down. N.Lo is able to target, grasp and grab at one key book until it surrenders, and the rest are soon to follow.
- K.Lo, too, has her hair pulled in giant fistfuls; however, it makes her laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Which in turn makes N.Lo laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Clearly, one of our staff has the right idea!
it sounds like HR needs to sit down with the new hire and give him a "proper actions in the workplace" lecture, maybe a pamphlet with some pictures detailing the differences between physically abusing co-workers and using actual handrails, step stools, and ropes... ; )