I bet your company’s Christmas tree doesn’t have a fettuccini noodle base, snap pea branches and a little bit of baked fish star on top. Or a coaster for a tree skirt. Ours does, and I know you are pea-green with envy.

K.Lo is headed either for a stint on “Top Chef,” or art school. She did work very diligently on the construction of her tree, even if all she ate were the peas, without the pods.