MEMO
TO: N.LO
FROM: THE MANAGER
RE: TRAINING MANUALS
Please be advised that training manuals are to be used for the following workplace activities:
*Reading
*Studying diagrams
*Looking busy.
They are not to be:
*Ripped
*Flung
*Dipped repeatedly in the Canine Staff’s water bowl until they are pulp.
Any of the latter actions will be considered a violation of the Employee Code of Conduct (ECC) here at our office, and appropriate disciplinary action will be administered. Management has their eyes on you, young man!
Sincerely,
The Manager
It appears that our youngest employees have been chatting... We have the exact same violations of the ECC over here!