MEMO

TO: N.LO

FROM: THE MANAGER

RE: TRAINING MANUALS

Please be advised that training manuals are to be used for the following workplace activities:

*Reading

*Studying diagrams

*Looking busy.

They are not to be:

*Ripped

*Flung

*Dipped repeatedly in the Canine Staff’s water bowl until they are pulp.

Any of the latter actions will be considered a violation of the Employee Code of Conduct (ECC) here at our office, and appropriate disciplinary action will be administered. Management has their eyes on you, young man!

Sincerely,

The Manager