Attention all employees,
You may have thought the clocks were broken this morning when you clocked in after the night shift. But astonishingly, they were not. Note that N.Lo clocked in at 7 AM, completing 11 full hours on the night shift, and K.Lo clocked in even later at 7:45 AM, also completing her shift with no interruptions.
Team, it's a job well done!
Sincerely,
Your Manager
Management clearly deserves a pat on the back for exhibiting endless patience leading up to this.