Attention all employees, namely K.Lo,
Last night's performance on the Night Shift, what a backslide! Taking two hours to clock in, throwing tantrums, freaking out over the workload--which let's face it, is very light. All you have to do is sleep, my dear employee. That's it. That's all we ask.
Let's just hope this isn't a new (old) trend.
Sincerely,
Your Manager.
Dude, blame the freakin' full moon and the !@#$^^!#$ planes that seemed to continually fly over our beloved city. That's what I'm doing...